{"product_id":"if-i-survive-this-week-i-d-like-my-straight-jacket-to-be-purple-funny-enamel-pin","title":"If I Survive This Week I'd Like My Straight Jacket To Be Purple Funny Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:960px; margin:0 auto; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#e9e2f3; background:#141018; border:1px solid #4f3b63;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BANNER (NO GAP FIXED) --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:0; padding:0; line-height:0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.postimg.cc\/fL6ncWFV\/Logo-Square-NEW-high-fidelity-v2-1600h.png\" style=\"width:100%; display:block; margin:0; padding:0;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BRAND STRIP --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#1a1322; padding:12px; text-align:center; border-top:2px solid #7d4bc6; border-bottom:2px solid #7d4bc6;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:13px; letter-spacing:3px; color:#c9b3ef; text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003e\n      Fantasy • Gothic • Punk • Alternative\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- CONTENT --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:20px; background:#19141f;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- TITLE --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#241b2d; border-left:4px solid #a567ff; padding:14px; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:22px; font-weight:bold; color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"307\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"307\"\u003eFunny Sarcastic Enamel Pin If I Survive This Week Dark Humor Lapel Pin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:14px; line-height:1.6; margin-top:6px;\"\u003e\n        Add a bold touch to your collection with this unique Fantasy Treats piece. Perfect for fans of gothic, fantasy, punk, and alternative style.\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- ITEM DETAILS --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; color:#d9c2ff; border-bottom:1px solid #4f3b63; padding-bottom:6px;\"\u003eITEM DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e“If I Survive This Week…” Sarcastic Enamel Pin – Dark Humor at Its Best\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eWe’ve all had \u003cem data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"600\"\u003ethose\u003c\/em\u003e weeks… and this pin says exactly what everyone’s thinking. 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